Return Policy
Return Policy is a melodic punk project built around frustration with systems that never work as advertised. Fast, guitar-driven songs pair cynical lyrics with sharp hooks and melodic solos, pushing back against consumer culture, bureaucracy, and the fine print we’re all expected to ignore.
Blending the urgency of 90s melodic punk with a more reflective, modern edge, Return Policy’s songs focus on broken promises, manufactured choices, and the cost of buying into narratives that collapse under scrutiny. Every track is lean, direct, and intentional - no filler, no refunds.

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A melodic punk album about consumerism, broken promises, and systems that never work as advertised. Fast, guitar-driven songs with cynical lyrics and melodic solos throughout.
ListenTracklist- 01Fine Print2:47
- 02Return Policy2:56
- 03As Advertised2:12
- 04Buyer's Remorse2:29
- 05Terms & Conditions Apply2:39
- 06Condition: Used2:02
- 07Receipt Required2:56
- 08Season of Apathy2:02
- 09Warranty Void2:52
- 10Exchange Only3:01
- 11Opened, Never Returned2:57